the strongest stars have hearts of kyber

what the

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

I will never tire of Goncharov as sincere yet self-aware pantomime of fandom

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

Damn I wish we could perceive Luke and Leia as their own people and not as Padmé and Anakin's children only. "Luke got it from his mother/Leia got it from her father" they didn't even raise them???

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

How are my sweetie pees

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice