🎶amaze amaze amaze🎶

star wars rebels au where everything is the same except kanan has one (1) cunty little bisexual earring

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

women are so beautiful thank u women

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

I know Grace probably had some organization system to all the data he sent back to Stratt, like at the bare minimum a folder labeled "HOW TO SAVE EARTH" or something, but it's funny to imagine that the rest of his data—all the fucking around he did and unsuccessful experiments and a bunch of stuff about Eridians—is just dumped in a large list of files with keysmash names and the scientists back on Earth have to dig through it and uncover the story of Ryland Grace making second AND third contact like the world's most complicated epistolary narrative.