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@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

angel giving buffy a claddagh ring is really the one and only time angel being irish is relevant. meaning they subjected us to that accent for nothing

the most important thing to know about the UK isnt the tea or the baked beans or whatever. its that mr brightside has been charting on the uk top 100 for 475 weeks, or about 9 years straight. sometimes it just randomly rises up to the top 40 for no reason. the grip that song has on our souls should be studied.

one time me and my coworkers were locked out of our storage building in the rain and we somehow ended up in an extremely passionate group rendition of mr brightside. like 30 people belting our hearts out, rain dripping down our faces. in my heart that is how this song should be ideally experienced tbh.

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

always remember if you don't feel properly appreciated u can give yourself grace n take the time to calm down by killing, and killing, and killing and

sometimes you may get the urge to start with yourself. but it's imperative you don't listen. you haven't even hit someone with your car yet. don't quit while you're ahead

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.