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i know theres still plenty of time to go yet but what if capcom legit doesnt do anything of note for the ace attorney 25th anniversary and we're all just sitting here clenched for fucking nothing.

its like i just keep going about my regular day to day life and remember that i actually at all times have a giant cartoonish anvil suspended over my head dangling from a rope being held by some random japanese video game executive who may choose to let go at any given moment. but it's fine because they're not putting out a new game. they wouldn't do that. it wouldn't happen. [shaking] it wont happen

the reason i have not yet written a The Locked Tomb Analytical Essay is because ppl think i’d write it about the eighth but they’re wrong. i would write it about the seventh and their view of chronic illness as beautiful. and then i’d have to talk about how that directly parallels the catholic church’s view of redemptive suffering and the passages of the catechism that speak on illness specifically. and how john’s treatment of cytherea paints himself as the Suffering Christ figure and her as the pious and devoted sick sharing in that suffering by which her illness is made his own. and then i experience an emotional fit so violent that my vision whites out. so i will not be writing all of that

idk man when i was a kid i remember a lot of adults saying "if you can read and follow directions, you can cook" so i was like yes i can do these two things. doesn't seem that hard. and it wasn't! so it just always surprises me when i see people of any age who are capable of reading and following directions bemoaning how impossibly hard cooking is. like i know i'm always on this hobbyhorse but it just seems like a lot of people have never developed basic life skills and instead of going "oh wow that's embarrassing, i should learn and catch up" they instead get defensive and turn it into a learned-helplessness thing where they CAN'T POSSIBLY be expected to learn something that's SOOOO HARD. and suddenly somehow we're the oppressors for thinking it's weird that a grown adult can't grill themselves a cheese.

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

Apparently today is Loving Day, named after Richard and Milford Loving, the interracial couple whose lawsuit against the state of Virginia resulted in interracial marriage becoming legal in the United States. And so this day was made as a holiday for interracial relationships. I think that's very cool and deserves a tumblr post. Happy Loving Day to everyone in interracial relationships!

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

explaining Nona-era Griddlehark is like. Yeah they haven’t made out yet, on account of Gideon being dead and stuck behind Harrow’s brain for nine months and Harrow astral projecting for six consecutive months after that. Well except for that one time when Harrow’s body kissed Gideon on the mouth, but that doesn’t really count because her body (not to be confused with The Body) was being possessed by a six month old amnesiac version of The Body (that is, the Girl in the Tomb but not the girl currently in the tomb, who is Harrow), who as you may remember is the third corner of the core Harrow love quadrangle. Except that’s kind of a simplification because it’s implied that the amnesiac soul in Harrow’s body is at least a little bit part-Harrow and part-Gideon. And she only kissed Gideon because she thought Gideon looked sad, she actually thinks redheads are very unattractive.

wanting a new ace attorney game is fake ace attorney fan behavior. go back and replay the ones that already exist for starters a lot of you are extremely overdue for that.