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the most important thing to know about the UK isnt the tea or the baked beans or whatever. its that mr brightside has been charting on the uk top 100 for 475 weeks, or about 9 years straight. sometimes it just randomly rises up to the top 40 for no reason. the grip that song has on our souls should be studied.

one time me and my coworkers were locked out of our storage building in the rain and we somehow ended up in an extremely passionate group rendition of mr brightside. like 30 people belting our hearts out, rain dripping down our faces. in my heart that is how this song should be ideally experienced tbh.

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

always remember if you don't feel properly appreciated u can give yourself grace n take the time to calm down by killing, and killing, and killing and

sometimes you may get the urge to start with yourself. but it's imperative you don't listen. you haven't even hit someone with your car yet. don't quit while you're ahead

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

I love when you experience something and it rules as much as you always thought it would. Turning 30. Getting a cat. Getting a hug from someone who doesn't expect you to react in one particular way. The first time a friend tells you they love you. Having your own apartment. Having enough money to support yourself. Owning a lot of pretty art. Eating a meal you've been craving. Dressing the way you've always wanted to dress. You always think to yourself well getting older won't fix me having a community won't fix me having more money won't fix me looking a particular way won't fix me I need to fix Myself but idk! sometimes we know exactly what we want and when we get it it fixes us

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn