#1 jeanist hater

i feel like everyone has at least one of these so: in the tags tell me what media someone else needs to experience to truly understand the person you are today. mine is undertale and the owl house

Media you think would be improved by a gay sex scene. Go

can't believe that the outside public perception of the stereotypical "tumblr girl" is still a skinny cis 2012 hipster who romanticizes mental illness and/or a superwholock fandom teen when the average girl actually using tumblr in 2022 is an autistic transsexual with furry tendencies

AND A GUN

Lizzo fucks severely and she's a great flautist fuck yeah

Im not my blorbo's defence lawyer. I'm their rich mom at parent night and for the money I'm paying this place, my little darling treasure gets to bite as many classmates as they like

I agree with the idea that most things boil down to “can you have compassion for others”, but I’d be more inclined to use: “can you treat others with humanity and dignity, and put their rights at the center of your convictions, even if you have nothing in common with them, and even if you cannot emotionally relate to every tragedy in the world.”

And sometimes, you all need to understand that you don’t have the full context to understand a situation in its full complexities and that you probably never will, which means that your public commentary may be unnecessary and even tactless. 

Also worth mentioning that he's not like just saying this. Its been a year and every attempt at a federal policy has been blocked by Republican judges. There is no federal solution left, thanks in part to Trump's appointees and their vendetta and the active attempt by Republicans to prolong the pandemic and run on the fact that it hasn't ended yet.

Hey! So this was a partial quote. And a huge actual misquote. Biden had a call with ALL the governors to talk about the role states have to play in curbing COVID. Things like providing testing sites, promoting the boosters - stuff like that. He actually didn't just say "your prob" and jump on out of there. Because like it or not, it's been well established by the courts that the states have the ultimate authority over mandates for public health. The feds can make money available, but the states have to do the work. Can we please make it a rule to actually Google what someone said if it seems like a post was designed to just make you made and react?

my family has the sculpture of her. she comes out at christmas and stays out if UF men's basketball is any good.

please, i need a picture.

she won't be here until after thanksgiving. please respect her privacy.

we call her "gaudy gator"

Literally seething with jealousy

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

Macavity

picture this you post some art on tumblr and someone replies and adds captions for blind people and it’s like “a painting of a small white dog in a field. the dogs anatomy is a little off and the colours are too muted to be anything special. it lacks charm. it’s very shit. likely drawn by a child or someone with no skill or talent.”

good morning to everyone, especially the three muslims taking the fbi to court for illegal and discriminatory spying on our communities 🥰