god motherfucking dammit

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

She objectified a lot of people 

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

see the premise of "if you struggle brushing your teeth, just do it in the shower" relying on logic of "you might struggle with teeth but surely you shower every day right? right...?" is just so hilariously wrong it's asinine that it's one of the most popular such advice

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

general message still true, but worth noting that last SWAT figure is definitely a third party minifig. though it's its whole own issue that there is a seemingly robust cottage industry dedicated to making war and cop (and often specifically WWII German) lego-style models and minifigs

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british