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usually i can understand the fear factor of horror movie monsters but a mummy is one that has never landed with me. its slow as fuck and location specific. thats like one zombie. zombies are only scary because theres a lot and there can always be more. and they could be anywhere. but a mummy. thats at the pyramid. i wouldnt go to a pyramid. this isnt a problem i have to worry about. why would. a mummy come here

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

*flies past*

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Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc

literally how is traffic real everyone just go