as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

@kittybroker

Idiot apple girl now crunching down for only $11.91!

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

i sent my gf a tumblr ask and she didnt post it so i called her a bad person ATLA?

no you Are Not the last airbender, sorry

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

im flopping so hard its crazy. and the worst part is that my flop era has no end in sight

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

Shart rug at the public viewing toilet

⬆️ Yet another panic at the disco cover band

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing