Overconfidence is slow and insidious killer

showering is basically a magical girl transformation for the mentally ill

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

now THIS is a baroque painting. mannerist even.

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

This post makes people so angry op is in witness protection

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

the only thing you're allowed to watch between the ages of 0 and 17 is barney the dinosaur and the only thing you're allowed to watch once you turn 18 is cannibal holocaust

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

white people can rb but please do not clown

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings