Overconfidence is slow and insidious killer

puppy play but you're physically disabled so it's more like roleplaying as a very old senior dog

puppygirl who spends all day lying on an old pillow while her dom slips her pain meds in rolled up slices of deli turkey

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible

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the prince of darkness commands you

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

the average internet racist these days is a jobless brown guy who is hopelessly addicted to anime pornography

and he's bisexual

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.