Overconfidence is slow and insidious killer

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.

This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

you’re laughing. they r preparing him into mochi and your laughing.

stop stop the cruelty!!!

temeraire..... i love you temeraire.............

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

Not exactly this but I’ve heard “why do charlatans outwit experts on interviews” so often and it’s because the expert has spent their life learning about $subject whereas the charlatan has spent their life learning how to convince people.

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

The criminal has been apprehended

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

The train tracks we walked along, my uncle's porch, the shore of the river where we dug up crystals, an abandoned amusement park, the viaduct where we road our bikes too fast, a dusty old occult shop downtown, the classroom where we first met, an old show we watched together, the spot in the now abandoned mall where we once got our ears pierced, a song we transcribed the lyrics of off of a tape, the living room of your aunt's house, the playground during summer, the candy shop where we spent our allowance, the old theater where we watched the same movie after school so many times they stopped charging us admission, the small cold space under your bed, my grandpa's old car, the last page of a book you recommended, a video game we played all night, the place I was sitting when I heard you had died, a house that exists no longer.