MOOSE-TAFINA

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

Came back wrong trope except I went on my lunch break and now I’m tired and sleepy and won’t work

Came back wrong trope except I just went to work a night shift and now I’m awake after 2 hrs sleep and agitated as FUK

who else COLD tonight

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious