MOOSE-TAFINA

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

you can have fun with Sexual Diamorphism

I don't usually have the patience for modding video games, but I make a special trip just for morrowind because you can literally drag and drop mp3s into the "music" folders and the game will just roll with it. Anyway I stuck darude sandstorm into the battle music rotation, and I keep forgetting about doing so until it plays