god bless smoke sessions

When a body part falls asleep

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

lmaooooo

social media is okay and i thinkwe sjould have more of it

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

This isn’t a sad child looking for something mother-like, this is a kid getting put to bed.

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.

don't care

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

jumpscared by scrolling past a picture of the inside of my apartment posted by a stranger on facebook

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!