welcome to posts that are nothing

im so hungry i could eat a meal

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

did you hear the news? the special glue that lets you walk up and down any amazing digital surface w(

I do honestly think that Greek yogurt works better in a laundry machine than like yoplait or whatever

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

i ate a lala flower i dont frel so good

i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers

its not funny

sorry

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*