"Jaded retrofuturist"

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

If you're mean to retail workers on purpose you should kill yourself

Oh, it’s your first time in a bunnysuit? *Looks down at my clipboard and writes BUNNYSUIT NOOB next to your name*

You’re saying you never wore a bunnysuit before because you’re a guy? *Writes BUNNYSUIT SUPER NOOB*

Cope, do I cope? Well no, not recently. I seethed. I seethe all the time, constant seething. But I haven't coped.