Think you're baby?!

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you people aren't CASTING

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile