Airport Amateur

#i attempt one of these and knock myself unconscious for eight hours

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

Why is this back omfg

Yea thats how animals work

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

Pokemon Heritage Post

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a “personal” jesus. what a fucking scam.

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

my three girlfriends; past, present and future

But do they smoke weed

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

doing lighterplay with my wooden doll and getting wayy too into it

uh oh

doing sweep play with my pile of ash

this is the most important addition to a post I’ve ever seen in my life