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great-and-small

Nice lady at the park: wow your dog is so elegant!

My dog not 5 minutes later:

anais-ninja-bitch

mud dragon

cipheramnesia

That horse is having a great time.

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woelfin-sheeps-clothing

No I won't explain, just pick one.

Jak 2/Jak Renegade

Jak 3

Jak X

Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

jvhdb

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

clingyduoapologist

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

dazzling-galaxy

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

mothmanthebreadwizard

Do you have a moment to talk about our liege and saviour the Croaker?

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zootycoon-archive

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

loseremo

syzygy-yzygy

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this-too-too-sullied-flesh

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

the-composite-doll

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

watsdaughter

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

the-muppet-joker

None of my Friends or Coworkers or Classmates or Family know the dark task I will be undertaking this Saturday. Do you guys know the stress I am under lying to everyone. I have secret sock puppets hidden in every nook of my house. I flinch at every mention of the Muppets and I can't tell anyone why. I make up excuses to leave work early so I can put on Joker Makeup and practice for my Virtual Dashcon panel. I live a horrifying double life none of you could ever imagine. By day I am middle management at my job, a straight A student at school, and the Normal And Cisgener Pride And Joy of my family. By night I am the Muppet Joker. I spend all night in my bed screaming for God to save me from what I have created. I look at Kermit. He doesn't look back.

forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

dontleavemydreams-deactivated20

lord

uhmgilinsky

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

forfawkssake

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

hotchstuff

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

twomanyfandomshelp

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

insufferable-yapper

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

myterriblethirties

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

brokenteardrops

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

myterriblethirties

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

thejoanglebook-deactivated20210

OP is an optimist

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glorioustragedykid

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

going to invent a new word

achesspiece

i'm calling it "plagiarism". it's when you make something new all by yourself

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nunown

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

nunown

reblog if you gangnam smiled

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