alice in woolieland

this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america

I was looking at a funny little toy, mayhaps as a treat for myself, and I saw "stress relief pig" in the listing title and started laughing to myself, my stress relief pig... Users of this website who shall remain unnamed have altered my view of the humble swine into a beast to be laughed at... #MyStressReliefPig

pretty sure i've seen this thing getting the shitt beat out of him. pretty sure he's not alive anymore.

That's not true he can't be. He has to be alive. You're lying because you want to see me cry. He is full of sand and like a brother to me. He has to live.

Aren't they already having lunch in that scene?

they didnt have lunch until i gave it to them i think

“Heat advisory” more like “heat edrivalry” am I right. Idk I haven’t watched it but I am experiencing “heatstroke symptoms”. More like “he’d stroke simp tums” am I right. Sorry. I don’t know. Can anyone take me to “hospital” “cleveland clinic”. more like “gay sex”. I pass out

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

all 14 year olds deserve to make drawings like this btw. they need go through a phase where they’re a twisted fucking cycle path for enrichment. it’s good for them

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

if i worked for the xbox corporation i would suggest the new generation of xbox be called “the first xbox” “xbox gen 1” or “the original xbox”

you've been summoned for july duty

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr