perhaps you could tell me... while we dance

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

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I love lying to my landlord. “We’re currently looking at a comparable unit in the area at $[a hundred dollars less than our current rent]/month, so if your offer has any flexibility to come down on the rent, that would help us reach a decision about whether or not to renew our lease here” and the comparable unit exists only in my own beautiful mind

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

One of the all time hall of famers

I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BLORBO MEN WHO ARE PATHETIC WET CATS. WHAT ABOUT MY PATHETIC SOAKING WET CAT IN A CARDBOARD BOX ABANDONED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT BLORBO WOMEN WHO NO ONE FUCKS WITH. PLEASE NO MORE STUPID BLOND MEN. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A WIN IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES!!!

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

it's actually so funny that all you need to do as a female athlete to be immediately disqualified is being good, because everyone knows women suck ass at everything and if a woman is good at something that's unnatural. hashtag feminism hashtag protect women.

If you're black, intersex or trans, you don't even have to be good. Being good will put you at the top of the hit list, but your womanhood will be called into question regardless.