my psi-probe reveals... no mental illness

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

jowls are normal double chin is normal stretch marks are normal armpit fat is normal. none of the things that tiktok and instagram are telling you to change are things you need to even consider changing. you can have a normal body, it will be okay

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??