harvey dent has been a good boy

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

nice wound. Could use some salt though

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

Don't be afraid to use the same recipe to make a new cake

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable

Stew that makes you a virgin

that's how Mary did it

Yeah something like that

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions