Lady Of The Sea

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

the lion does not concern herself with papa

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

we are goig to GET you

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

(flirting) i could be your problem