here garden

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

too much monogamy in fandom in general

as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they weren’t real and didn’t love each other, and you can’t love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they don’t love, and if they did, they’re dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after they’re officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. aren’t you fucking tired.

I SAID AREN’T YOU FUCKING TIRED

its so fucked that not only did they erase our languages and beat and kill our people for using them but they stole the words of important tribes and important people and used them for the military and for trees and for food and for summer camps. average native american name is seen by non ntvs as a joke or something to use or consume, not a human being

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

oh look at me, I'm eva stratt, I'm earth's elected benevolent dictator and I speak every language and I committed every piracy crime and I love kidnapping mouthy hothead scientists to make them bend to my will and I sing like an angel and I pinned down a whining writhing ryan gosling and I went to prison for life for the crime of saving the world then decades later I broke out of prison to dive back in for round two of saving the world. girl fuck you.

you people aren't CASTING

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing