fic notes for dteam wips: fake dating
actual notes i had for myself, but a lot of it is like crack and not actually what i planned for the fic, i just think it was really funny and wanted to include it:
dream is getting cancelled on twitter for being fake gay even tho hes real gay
dream is like bro im sick of this SHIT
sapnap's like dude just prove ur gay ezpz
dreams like wtf how??? i cant just find some rando fag and post a picture of us kissing or something like that i cant drag someone into the spotlight and then abandon them
sapnaps like bro. ive been cancelled like a bajillion times just post a picture of US kissing and then its fine, you can prove ur really gay and u dont have to bring in a rando
dreams like ??????? ur not gay?????
sapnaps like bro. anything for the homies.
they do tell george theyre faking but sapnap is such a terrible actor that he convices dream they still have to do gay stuff otherwise he wont be able to talk about it on stream without sounding like hes lying, needs to be telling the truth/half truths
So they all collab and decide that sapnap CANT take breaks pretending to be gay
Bc if he takes breaks, hes going to break character on stream
Bc he would be doing the heavy lifting
As the one who streams most often
And tells stories during his opening bit of stream
All dream would have to do is stream like once every 2 months and say something there. Maybe a Snapchat or two, MAYBE flirting during a youtube video
But sapnap is doing the most for the ruse. So Sapnap actually has to use the truth for the lie
Like hes so bad at lying that soenthing has to have happened for him to be able to deliver lines with any certainty
"Our first kiss was in the kitchen after a romantic dinner" flat vs blushy delivery ALL depends on if it actually happened
Sapnap has a freak out later that he pavloved himself into being gay when he realizes that he did all this gay shit with dream and in his head he was just doing it to help dream out. But then when he realizes that he actually likes dream and then is like oh SHIT ive had gay sex FOR REAL. holy SHIT
And not only did he have gay sex, he had gay sex and LIKED it. It wasnt even a favor
U ever seen that one bit of that actor who was like "oh ive had gay sex, but i was doing the other man a favor bc they just seemed to want to have sex with me so badly"
Thats how sapnap was thinking about it
Actually I do think it would be really funny for dream to say hes going on a date on valentines day -> leaves donut's stream -> is spotted in public with sapnap -> people on Twitter sibling code them so theyre like awww brothers going on a double date how cute!! ...where are the girls? -> sapnap drops on stream that he had gay sex the very next day
serpias qrts the clip on twitter like "it was with me"
dream gets jealous and is like ??? it was ME I fucked sapnap IN THE BUTT
serpias being ljke guys my cutie pie flew me in
And THEN dream does a space and gets audibly jealous over it
U know how he got fomo over knf kissing? Imagine how annoyed he would be if serpias claimed to take sapnap's gay virginity
They would think hes joking still
Dream has to post a pic of sapnap and dream kissing with tongue
And THEN they get cancelled for incest
Sapnap makes a stepbro joke that makes everything worse
after they get cancelled for being fake gay, tubbo calls dream out again and tries to get dream to stream wtih him again so they can talk about it and dreams like ??? no
tubbo being like well if u fucked sapnap its not gay u have to bottom for it to be gay :/
almost all of their fans are in complete denial about dreamnap being together theyre all like GUYS dnap are FAKE dating to hide the REAL relationship which is DNF
this goes on for. far longer than it has any right to
Dnf truthers start claiming that dnap are pretending to be together to protect the REAL relationship within the dream team
They get cancelled for releasing 1 year anniversary merch on valentines day
Dnap tongue kiss and then dream turns to the side to walk around the kitchen island and people are like OMG DREAM LOOKED TO THE SIDE TO LOOK AT WHO HE /WISHES/ HE WAS /REALLY/ KISSING
And dnap are like. Sneaking off to the bathroom to jerk off together
They're going to deny it all the way past the point that someone doxxes their marriage certificate
"They only got married to distract from dnf!"
Sapnap makes a joke about being dream's sugar baby
Unranked white sugar daddy vs radiant latina sugar mommy
Sapnap's new bit is calling anyone who yells at him homophobic
Team mafia calls him racist and he uno reverses and tries to cancel them for being homophobic
he also pulls the homophobia card against all of his friends and val teammates
instead of getting val teammates who are like omg are u sapnap from dreams videos they start going are u actually dating dream and then sometimes some of them dont believe him when he says yes so hes like we literally just had gay butt sex idk what u want from me
serpias starts openly propositioning dnap for a threesome on twitter
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