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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

There was really no winning that one

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

there are at least three houses in new orleans

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

this is performance art