contains no artificial sunlight

NO NOOBS UNDER HEAVEN: ONE THOUSAND PWNING STRIKES

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

so many games on steam next fest look like Homestar Runner bits

hmm... i want to get to know this individual. i better lay a friendship egg