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imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

this is your pilot speaking I need one of you to bring me a burger that’s going to restore my will to fly this aircraft

*infested with reggaeton spirit* i want to party with girls world wide

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

#Flintstones #meme

Ya Ba do!

Not what he says

Ya Ba do!

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

i often have every intention of doing something. which means nothing

can we rename chronic pain to unending torture? i think it would make us seem more badass

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by