dufrau.

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

let that bisexual woman ruin your life. you don't have enough going on anyways

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

I love when emotionally inarticulate/inexpressive/repressed women have a love interest who just loves them openly and unwaveringly. However this unfortunately brings the "she doesn't even like him" "he's too good for her" accusations that are NOT true let my girl be loved

food has no moral value. being fed does.