Utopia means "No-Place"

forcefemming a pathetic girl who won’t do it herself, not as a sex thing but because it’s so fucking annoying to watch someone make herself miserable

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

Girls are always surprised by my ass

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

Hank

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

Crazy how every person who considered small talk useless who I met throughout my life consistently turned out to be just as dull when we get to talking to what they consider “deep” topics.

It’s almost as if all communication skills are connected and something can’t be “below you” if you fucking suck at it. How could it be below you if it’s literally beyond your reach? Get on your tippy toes hoe

Shocking: guy who wants to skip foreplay sucks at the real deal

hey does anyone know if we have to keep going today?

fuck. alright, fine. guess i'll keep going then 🙄

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

This is the way.

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

as a feminist i think girls should suck each other’s tits more