Shortstack Flamer

Jonathan, with a teeny tiny bat vibrating happily in his hand: I don't think I can.

Mina: Nonsense. Hurry up.

Jonathan: This seems...unsporting.

Mina: Was it sporting when you hit him with a shovel?

Jonathan, as the bat rubs its head against his palm: Are we sure that this is even him? Shouldn't he be trying to fly away?

Mina: The stake, Jonathan.

Jonathan: The stake's bigger than his entire body. I don't think this is going to work.

Mina, sighing deeply: I'll go find a toothpick.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Suddenly I saw in front of me the Statue of the Faun, the Statue that I love above all others. There was his calm, faintly smiling face; there was his forefinger gently pressed to his lips. In the past I have always thought he meant to warn me of something with that gesture: Be careful! But today it seemed to mean something quite different: Hush! Be comforted! I climbed up on to his Plinth and flung Myself into his Arms, wrapping my arm around his Neck, intertwining my fingers with his Fingers. Safe in his embrace, I wept for my lost Sanity. Great, heaving sobs rose up, almost painfully, from my chest.

Hush! he told me. Be comforted!

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Jonathan Harker Characters: Jonathan Harker, Dracula, Dracula’s Sister, Dracula’s Daughters, Mr. Hawkins Additional Tags: Mail Order Spouse, Betrayal, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Match Leads to Genuine Feelings, Weird Eldritch Dracula Rather Than Evil Undead Dracula, Trans Male Character, Trans Jonathan Harker, Trans Isolation, Trans Character Is Stealth, Lust at First Scent, Scent Kink, Jonathan POV, Dracula POV, Epistolary, Sexual Repression, Virginity, Virginity Kink, Dracula’s Psychic Powers, Dream Sex, Hand Jobs, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Dildos, Switch Dracula, Switch Jonathan, they match each other’s freak, Penetrative Sex, Anal Sex, Menstrual Sex, Menstruation Kink, Strap-Ons, hole stretching, Size Kink, Hole warming, except Dracula’s cold so he’s not warming anything, Come Eating, We Can’t Get Legally Married So I Guess We’ll Fetishize Penetrative Sex, Possessive Behavior, Informal marriage, Vampire Jonathan Harker Summary:

It's the Royal Academy of Art Young Artist's Summer Show. One of my favourite exhibitions of the year. Like. Not only are the older kids insanely talented, the younger ones' artist statements will just punch you right in the face.

Jeffrey is my cat and he feels like my heart

I am particularly fond of My Blackberry Pot.

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