sorry he wants to yabbadabbadoo

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

Hey here’s some more fun facts about Aldi

the real difference between russtappen is how they cover up their respective loserisms, george with elequence and max with agressiveness

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Imagine being Samin Lee and your mother is the worst person you know and you spend your entire life avoiding becoming anything like her and then one day you make a mistake and accidentally become to your dear, sweet sister what your mother was to you and then in her desperate attempts to not become like you, your sister becomes like your mother. I’d blow up the everything.

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

there's a certain category of rpf where supposing they were having sex and were romantically involved is just the easiest explanation, the most basic one, sort of an Occam's razor situation. because if they were acting like that without having romantic feelings for each other is just outrightly insanity.

“only asians and women like george” okay??? and that makes him more based. like you’re just saying he has the best fandom. 🤷‍♀️

all sports is rpf on some level so sports rpf is the only logical next step

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.