A Completely Functional Humanoid

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

My company’s annual compliance training has weird AI presenters for the course and they’re sooooo creepy

A very smooth man that cannot lip sync to the voice over is on my screen

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

This is the way.