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@zephyrus-16
Some of the subtle clues that Aziraphale and Crowley switched bodies
Bonus - not so subtle anymore, where âCrowleyâ is sitting prim and proper and âAziraphaleâ kind of lying on the bench (plus their reverse sitting position)
Bonus 2:
Bonus 3: We usually see Aziraphale under the sign E (east), but âAziraphaleâ under the opposite W (west)
Why not reblog this now? It reminds me of some of my favorite scenes.
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As soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna submit myself into the Sexy Woman contests and watch as I loose to Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs
Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs is not a real thing btw yeah I can see you reaching for the search bar
She is now
You've locked me into a future of failure
@sexy-people-contests-2026
Me hoping with my entire heart that I donât have to deal with this in 3 years
8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'
2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
Itâs pretty likely that itâs a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ânâ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you donât get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well âtechnicallyâ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.Â
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Donât base your deductions of psychology. Letâs talk chemistry. When you first press a button, thereâs more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end itâŚ.
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. Whatâs memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And thatâs why we have a John Watson.
This is âtop 10 favorite postsâ level.
Omg, itâs actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes
*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*
reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way
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it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait thatâs actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
This mom sounds so unpleasant to be around idk why her daughter even invited her in the first place
I think my found the comment that perfectly sums up why this lady got on my nerves so much
(Also link to the og post)
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (đĽ).
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man i totally forgot how weird people are about the âfemale orgasm.â like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like âwhat is the âevolutionary purposeâ of the âfemale orgasmââ. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.
pro tip! if you ever get stuck on your project just fucking cry man. get it out, it's okay
Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
This but for people this post is talking about. đ¤Ł
Get peer reviewed, bitch.
if youâre offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that iâm just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i donât need you to respond with âhey, sorry, i wasnât at the computer!â or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
This also applies if youâre online and just donât want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.
im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there itâs ok, the post will be on ur porch for later
ASYMMETRIC COMMUNICATION
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alright now for my next trick i'm going to give myself to you in little pieces every night & hide those pieces inside of songs & poems & cryptic music videos & in between every word of encouragement until there are no more pieces & there is no more me!! & then i'm gonna pull a roll of quarters out of your pancreas
do you think i work for free???
I'm gonna use the pieces for kitbashing gunpla tbh
may you make a better joan than i
don't tell anyone but the truth is that a stray breeze yoinked her away a while ago & this has all been the auto responder
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the idea that you can make a little mistake while doing your taxes and then go to jail for it is mostly not a thing. If you make a mistake on your taxes you'll get a letter in the mail that says 'hey you made a mistake on your taxes' and then you can fix it (source: I have made mistakes on my taxes, international tax treaties are complicated). The only time people typically go to jail for tax stuff is if they commit massive intentional (or negligent, like if they run a business and never consult any expert on how payroll taxes work) fraud over a long period of time.
There's basically no way for a person new to doing taxes - and presumably not handling a lot of money - to accidentally fuck up those taxes in a way that's going to end with that person in jail.
time for this to start going around again
also the IRS will definitely send you a letter in the mail, they will not call or email you and try to get you to pay them right away
usually what happens is you have to file some more forms to correct your mistake and if you owe them more money they'll send you a bill
anyone who calls or emails you and says they're from the IRS and you owe five hundred dollars that you have to pay right now or you'll go to jail is a scammer
