byf: contemplate the majesty of the noble hagfish.
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byf: contemplate the majesty of the noble hagfish.
(hagfish sex post here) (hagfish sex post faq here)

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i will be making an effort not to post about bad hagfish reporting any more though. i think i've said all that needs to be said. most hagfish reporting repeats the same few falsehoods and sensationalized semi-truths that encourage disgust, incuriousity, and condescension in the audience and contribute to a culture that results in hagfish being understudied and despised. it's bad and not good. that's it. thankfully the all-timer article on the hagfish highway incident is still good (thank you decorated science writer ed yong).
No vulture other than the lammergeier has a diet consisting of 85-90% bone. It's capable of swallowing and digesting bones as large as a sheep's vertebrae, and if it encounters a bone that's too large it will drop the bone onto the rocks from the sky until the pieces are small enough to eat.
© Canal Natura
this is nothing. it's incoherent as written and the thing it's trying to express isn't even true. hagfish have been evolving and speciating the whole time they've been on the planet, just like everything else that lives here. phylogenetic analysis indicates major divergences in hagfish lifestyles were occurring as recently as 58.8 million years ago. 300 million years is the age of the oldest identified stem hagfish fossil, Myxinikela. since then, hagfish have done things such as getting rid of complex eyes, which i think maybe doesn't qualify as remaining unchanged.
anyway watch this video and laugh at the use of the 'scary shaky cam of an approaching SCARY BEAST' film technique on... some hagfish swimming towards an already dead fish. vicious mob of humans eager to rend flesh! (shaky cam footage of humans standing in line at the grocery store)
(the video does show the hagfish entering the dead fish to feed but that's normal for scavengers. things would be worse if they weren't around to do this.)
(it also has a really good shot of a hagfish everting its tooth plates)
(honestly just turn the sound and subtitles off and look at the hagfish, the narration is terrible but the footage is remarkably good)
(source: x)
has anyone heard of this thing, 'leaving the house for reasons beyond basic survival'? it's actually pretty fun?

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i think the fact that i don't like faces and looking at any kind of face requires that i suppress my distress response and the fact that i don't understand why people get freaked out when hagfish evert their tooth plates may be connected.
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Inshore hagfish Eptatretus burgeri
© Nature Production
Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

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quick wave studies.
We report: we see half a dozen sunrises on the train. The sun emerges from behind the clouds, casting an orange glow across the whole sky, then the clouds swallow it back. Minutes later, another place, the shape of the clouds has changed, but it happens again the exact same way.
one of my favorite hagfish studies (which is where my current blog title comes from) is an analysis of how hagfish pass through small openings. the ability to pass through small openings is a major component of their feeding strategy (both as scavengers and as hunters), and several species of hagfish have been observed to inhabit burrows, so it's important to be able to do this when you're a hagfish.
some things i like about it are: it is interested in hagfish as living organisms, primarily for the sake of learning about hagfish. it examines hagfish from both major genera (Eptatretus and Myxine). when the hagfish used in the experiment were placed in the tank they lived in while not being tested, they were observed to be particularly interested in exploring the corners of their tank. so the testing tank was designed to have a 'corner' with a gap, encouraging the gap-squeezing behavior the researchers wanted to see organically.
the last part is what makes it my favorite. there aren't very many studies focused on hagfish behavior and cognition. this is partially a result of the massive lack of knowledge about these animals but also feels to me like a consequence of the way many people think about them. the primitive, basal hagfish, a lower, devolved organism. probably not much going on in there.
so the choice to look at how the hagfish behaved in the holding tank and shape the experiment to that behavior is very exciting! additionally, there are a number of very specific observations made about the hagfish ability to squeeze through small openings (both species were successful at getting through gaps that were half of their initial body width) and how several unique aspects of their biology influence their ability to do this that i think are really cool.
^ peak performance
source:
Freedman, C. R., & Fudge, D. S. (2017). Hagfish Houdinis: biomechanics and behavior of squeezing through small openings. Journal of Experimental Biology, 220(5), 822-827.
hagfish research simulator.
(sources: x, x, x, x, x, x, x)
every single person in the world should learn some basic physiology. i don't know how you're comfortable walking around operating that thing without knowing at least a bit about how it works

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Little ones finally got their cloaks and now they are ready to go outside and enjoy some moss 🌿
i was writing a dumb post that i probably wouldn't have actually posted because it wasn't funny and my dog walked up, laid on me, and started licking my hands until i put my phone down and petted him instead. service dog.