Stop procrastinating

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

“how’s the cleaning going?” thanks for checking in! I’ve written four chapters :)

[ID: a tweet from @/innesmck that reads, “sorry it took me eight months to reapond to your text message, someone sent me an email i didn't want to read and i couldn't process any other tasks until it was gone”. END ID]

I don't know who needs to hear this but you've probably got vegetables in your fridge that are starting to go a little off so you should probably plan on making a frittata or a pot of soup in the next couple days.

I don't know who needs to hear this but almost every bit of fresh produce you've got that might be about to go off can likely be safely frozen for use later if you want to keep it, and that the amount of waste generated by consumers is a tiny portion of food waste generally and you're not a bad or wasteful person if you forgot your veggies or you weren't feeling well enough to cook.

This post is almost a year old and my favorite thing about it is that it is still circulating and periodically someone will tag it #MY PARSNIPS or some other forgotten vegetable and I get a tiny little snapshot of harried people living their lives and making dinner.

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

So, y’all remember that post that said animals in urban areas slowly became nocturnal to avoid encounters with humans? Apparently that includes humans.

not all of you are valid like some of you seriously need to clean your room. girliepop your dwelling is accumulating mold

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother