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they/them, 20s

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no theme here. i am guided by vibes alone

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speaking of talking to you, i am so so so bad at replying to dms. anxiety + executive dysfunction makes me do weird things. i am so very sorry and i appreciate all of you who keep trying for me! <3

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syzygynephile

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

dragon-in-a-fez

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

charseraph

Say I love you to your friend who walks slow. Who pauses long and often to gather their thoughts. Who forgets what they were trying to say. Who can’t focus on you because of pain. Who can’t give complex responses even though they wish they could. Who struggles to ask for anything because the answer could be no. Say I love you to your friend who feels safe enough to be slow around you.

sunhazeys

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

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dailysnoopy

#mutuals im doing this to you #no id

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devoursjohnlock

knuckle tats that say PREV PREV

#i just say grandprev #and if its 3 or more i say prev bloodline #but only if the immediate prev copied the tags onto tjeir reblog #if not i just go to the original tagger and reblog from them with a standard prev #<- regular style prev tags pass peer review

my-dailydreams

#meine schatz #@ my irl mutual alaina #posts for sin #@ my irl mutual moriah

kibumkim

#no id #just like me fr

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shapeshiftinterest

transcript under the read more

POV: we're master manipulators

puppets, puppets, all of you! attached to my fingers

well i hope all this blood on my hands doesn't stain the cookie jars i've got my fingers in

sigh, a king like me must play a game with only pawns

looks like i've been playing chess, while you've been playing chess like an idiot

my world is like a game of charades, cuz every interaction i have is a charade

fool me once... no you didn't

HA! i'm a team of one and you're still outnumbered

looks like i've just manipulated you

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stellaluna33

Several times on here I've seen the take "I know local theater is bad and cringey, but you have to support it anyway!" And while I understand what they're getting at, I'm always like, why do you assume it's going to be "bad" just because the artists are members of your own community? I just saw a local production of The Importance of Being Earnest and it was HILARIOUS. Everyone was DELIGHTFULLY funny and we thoroughly enjoyed it! There have been so many times I've been greatly moved by "amateur" or student art, and if you can't allow yourself to appreciate anything but "the Best" (and who decides what "the Best" is anyway? This production of "Earnest" was way funnier than the version that Judy Dench and Rupert Everett were in, as deservedly "famous" as they might be) then you are just being a joyless snob. There's beauty and talent all around you. And if that makes me "easy to please," then well... That means I'm pleased more often! And why should I want to apologize for that?

champagne-drippp

don’t care plus my thighs jiggle when I walk

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