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why would he eat like that

the hunger

do NOT invite my whimsy ass to your social gathering im gonna straight up be like "hey guys!" and have a pretty solid time overall

Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

your fresh piercings love lake water they need it to grow and thrive

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

I don’t think I could create a better visual representation of depression with adhd if i tried.

i know it's an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

please you’re killing it put it back in the water

This is toxic🙃