yaoi warlock >:3c

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

How it feels to kiss jauntybones' wife

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[ID: a digital drawing of Captain Boomerang. His blue jeans are low on his pelvis as he's wearing a black short sleeve shirt that has white text across the chest, “I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.” Digger is posing with his hands behind his head, flexing his arms as he grins proudly. Off panel someone asks, “Pleased with yourself?” Digger responds, “Too right, mate!” END ID]

Cosmic horror story about the protagonist being driven mad by having forbidden knowledge seared into their mind in which it gradually becomes clear that the protagonist is a housecat and the terrible gnosis that renders even their most familiar intimacies alien to them is the ability to do first grade math.

They have difficulty functioning in their daily life because they're constantly seeing maddening patterns beyond mundane perception, but those patterns are merely the product of being able to count higher than three. All forgetting to eat as they obsessively count the pieces of dry kibble in their bowl.

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

had a dream that nine inch nails released a new version of closer called closer 2 and the lyrics were changed to be like "I want to go to therapy like an animal / I feel emotions on the inside" (you get the idea) and pitchfork praised it for being really thoughtful and in touch with gentle non-toxic masculinity

[ID: Screenshot from the game Tomodachi Life of Dr. House's room, decorated as a medical office, as House sits on the floor looking at a pet-size custom drawn walking cane. /End ID]

The amount of Black women killed, trans or cis otherwise. The amount of Black girls, of girls in general killed. The way the rape of women is used as just a tool of war. The women of Sudan, of the Congo, the Palestian women assaulted and killed by their oppressors, by military men. How common it is, how every single woman has a story of being harassed, assaulted, coerced, abused. The violence of misogyny, of transmisogyny. How sexual violence, how femicide and hatred of women has become so normalized, to the point where a woman talking about her sexual assault in court can become a popular tiktok sound (The Amber Heard vs Depp, anyone). I think women as a whole are being very calm and very normal considering.

if I spend more than my usual 30mins feeling angry about misogyny and antib-Blackness, I will explode. And worse I'll fucking cry and never stop.