fashioned for love

The dead horse beats me

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

mario odyssey was pretty good but where's mario iliad where mario has a chain chomp drag bowser's corpse three times around peach's castle

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that will companies are still trying to stomp out.

I think I’m like this because I read Hatchet at a formative age. At least it sure didn’t help

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine