fashioned for love

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

The thing most people who read asoiaf don't understand is that it's about how love will save the world. Once you understand this the entire series will become clear.

also grooming subtext is everywhere in stories that majorly involve children because everyone has been a child and children frequently get manipulated and the easiest shorthand to communicate how scary the fantastical/unusual situation the character is in is is to use imagery that suggests sexual abuse. the adult manipulative supervillain tells the child superhero that they’re mature for their age in the same way the slasher wields a phallic weapon. noticing these things is not pervy nor is it accusing the authors of being perverts, it’s just picking up on what’s in front of you

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party