fashioned for love

just had a disconcerting thought

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

some kid tried to make a tick tock of me so I ripped all his braces out with a big magnet

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

the well ok of it all

the littlest het slop