fashioned for love

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

for everyone in the tags saying “she’s right” do you want to look me in the eye and say that the writer of your average heated rivalry mpreg fic would be writing experimental modernist lesbian fiction instead if not for ao3 dot org. do you truly believe this.

there's this phenomenon i've noticed on youtube which i dub "man math" which is when men STEM-ify hobbies/activities/art forms in order to make them more masculine. it's very noticeable in the cooking video sphere where there's an endless stream of videos made by men along the lines of "the SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN best way to cook an egg" (and dgmw, i watch them and find them helpful, but the observation stands), but i notice it also in the way men approach ceramics (a lot of focus on mold-making and slip-casting to perfection, basically reinventing one man mass-production rather than play and discovery), tailoring/sewing/knitting/textile art, gardening and other nature-oriented hobbies, interior decor, furniture making and woodworking, journaling/planning/productivity, even drawing and painting, there's always some man math angle to it that although interesting it often strikes me as some sort of overcompensation to move away from the inherent vulnerability that comes with art making and once you notice it it's literally everywhere

The dead horse beats me

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

mario odyssey was pretty good but where's mario iliad where mario has a chain chomp drag bowser's corpse three times around peach's castle

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly