i identify as your bestie

Idk why but this drawing made a flop on all my socials so fingers crossed the algorithm is with me this time 😅

Sorry for the 130 folks who already saw it~

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

Where The Crawdad Sings (Chapter 1)

Rated E for loads of smut, and CW for undernegotiated consent.

It is a dark and stormy night in the Land of Uz. Rain and wind-whipped sand pound into the smouldering, ruined cavity of Job's once luxe estate. 

In the cellar below, Principality Aziraphale, on Heavenly assignment; and Crawley, demon and diabolical minister of Satan, are chatting amicably. Catching up on gossip and water cooler talk, they banter against the backdrop of howling wind and sand ringing eerily against the windows. 

Each of them is utterly delighted to be posted alongside the other again at last, and both are working quite hard indeed to seem indifferent about their good fortune. As usual, Crawley is warming up faster. (The wine helps.) In particular, he is enjoying regaling the little angel with some of the more scandalous feats and temptations he has accomplished—or cleverly avoided—in the last few centuries. 

Aziraphale, just the way Crawley remembered him, is making all the right noises in all the right places in his exuberant tales; a haughty sniff of disagreement, a shocked little gasp, a scandalized laugh in spite of himself. 

Cripes, but Crawley has missed him.

A birthday gift for the superb @depraveddame that's been in the works for so long that it is now, ineffably, both late AND early. This fic started as an attempt to get our Uz era ineffables into as much raunchy trouble as possible, and has expanded, as most of my smuttiest intentions do, with a fair bit of plot, world building, angst, and fluff. Hoping to update weekly, on Shuhite Sundays. So much gratitude to my stalwart, enthusiastic, wonderful betas @noondarkduke and @yourbestieluke for helping me see it for the trees.

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

(My dad has a magnet that says Tbilisi on it and I was curious if it was a typo or not)

i know, very boring

whaaaaat I’m totally not doing daily wordles just to test myself pshhhh who would do that not me not cool people like me nuh-uh

I really like stardew valley and I needed to know her likes and dislikes because it was her birthday

I needed to check where to catch a specific fish for a quest

Forgor the lyrics 2 the song</3

It's not even funny I can't find this stupid film ANYWHERE, I've downloaded like 5 streaming services that have said they have it and then proceeded to not have it. I don't even care if it's an English dub anymore I will freaking learn French for the sole purpose of watching this film

i wanted to buy the sherlock holmes comic by somebody on tumblr i forgot but it was nearly 40 quid with shipping 😭😭

@interfacefox @greenmossyrock

I'm so normal guys(not)

If you know what this is regarding from last night, you know 🤷‍♀️ lol

Btw the answer is YES and it’s good for their digestion!

I am very tired and just wanted to make a joke about my partner's cat who I'm starting to give nicknames to. No additional context :)

Sounded cool when I saw an ad for it. Turned out to be a pay-to-sing with a medium four digit fee.

Hell nah.

because

"Sunday morning and I'm falling I've got a feeling I don't want to know"

Can't get rid of my tartan obsession and was searching for a pair of fitting shoes

In case anyone was wondering, in English they sound much less dramatic than in Italian. Takes the fun out of it, really.

Thinking about my future job ^^'

:D

Cause there was a piece of fanart posted here on tumblr based on that, and I wanted to see what the original looked like:

Post with the fanart:

@simonezitrone79 @altsernative @outrageousring5655 @sassysnakedemon

I live far too close to the US - only a couple of hours from the border, so I thought to get an idea about the affordability of living in Wales, and might as well live as in Michael Sheen's town if I was going to go anyway. Unfortunately, the UK is REALLY picky about immigration, so doesn't look like it'll work out, unless I win a lottery big enough to make me so wealthy that I'm not a liability for needing social services.

I'd have preferred it to be something more interesting, but I have an exam in the next few days, so my latest research is about this kind of thing.

I'm currently on a gotta-improve-my-diet, what-are-good-what-are-bad-fats, give-me-every-food-documentary-there-is kind of trip and I'm watching one right now and the guy proclaimed that apparently you can make vegan butter out of the above ingredients...I'm still to find a recipe that doesn't also include a chemistry experiment set but I remain hopeful!

I’m in the middle of an X-odus. I’m enjoying it so far!

LMAO 😭 if you know you know

I have a writer friend on a deadline and a certain reputation to uphold.

…I have a deadline and my own certain reputation to uphold 😂🤌🏻

…help. i noticed this tag at the WRONG time. I was checking to see if i remembered my terminology right, ok???

Crowley had Fallen. That was the end of it, or that's what he assumed, anyway. He was a demon now, so he couldn't be punished for acting like a demon, right? Wrong. After he completed his job tempting Eve in the garden, God decided casting him from Heaven wasn't enough, and instead, added a curse to rub a little salt in the wound, saying, "dust you shall eat all the days of your life." So much for indulging in the sin of gluttony for this demon...

Or, what if the reason Crowley is never seen eating is that God's curse in Genesis 3:14 made any food he tried taste like dirt.

Words: 30,376

Status: Complete

Rating: Teen And Up

@yourbestieluke

Art Credit: The Temptation of Adam by James Barry