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crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

I can always post worse

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

I waited two minutes to like your post to be mysterious

i might not be your funniest mutuals but I am also not your smartest mutual

What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?

the potato is so beloved it’s gotta be one of the most versatile vegetables there is. two industries off of slicing them up (fries and chips) and frying them. to quote samwise u can boil them mash them stick them in a stew. we eat them at different ways w every meal. you can put them in bread. we’d be lost w out them stuck eating zucchini chips

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

hockey isn't real. They made it up for that gay sex show

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements