going a bit insane i think

I have no tail and I must wag

The problem with "treat yourself like you would treat a friend :)" is that I can't treat myself like I treat someone that I'm not personally responsible of. I don't have to make anyone else get out of bed. I don't have to make anyone else do their work. I don't have to make anyone else maintain a social life. I don't have to make anyone else do their hobbies and chores. I'm not in charge of anyone else's life, of course I don't have to hold them to the same standards. And I can't verbally express how fast my entire shit would asplode if I treated myself like I treat people who are not my personal responsibility.

This is why these days I'm treating myself like a child that I'm trying to look after and teach.

queerbaiting now is like “ohhh yeah look at my best friend who I have no romantic feelings for” queerbaiting then was stabbing a knife into a wall socket to see if there’s an afterlife and then telling the person who checked in on you “i love you”

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

The more violence your mutual wants to inflict on the character the more they love them

Hey, don't cry; there are audiobooks narrated by the author, okay?

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

People that think John Watson isn’t equally freaky to Sherlock clearly aren’t paying attention

People that think John Watson isn’t equally freaky to Sherlock clearly aren’t paying attention

People that think John Watson isn’t equally freaky to Sherlock clearly aren’t paying attention

People that think John Watson isn’t equally freaky to Sherlock clearly aren’t paying attention