Jordan Taylor

i love being gay so much it's like walking thru walls except the walls aren't real everyone else has just convinced themselves they are

Story inspiration

Slowly learning to take off the armor and let what happens happen

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[ID: A Witch Hat Atelier gifset of Euini after altering his cloak's spell to cast himself entirely in shadow, depicted as making his face solid black shadow with white outlines and a simple white mouth and eyes. He looks animated and shyly self-satisfied as he explains himself, occasionally pulling the spell down like a hood to reveal his actual face and shining eyes. End ID]

✨🌟 "Doing it this way is kind of embarrassing, but I think this is who I am." 🌟✨

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

Inspiration for my wip

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

Everything, all of it. Distress. Watchful eyes. And a girl laughing, just in time.

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

Elementary Sherlock deduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in like 2007

Miss Marple does some snooping, overhears how your relatives and their cronies talk about you, invites you all to tea, knitting up a storm as she's chatting about her second cousin twice removed who changed their name and their whole look after inheriting a large sum and moving away, all quite on the up and up, and how she could get you in contact if you'd like. You leave with an address and a new jumper and your nasty cruel relatives who murdered your parents for the inheritance confess and are taken away.