you are spring

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

I understand the need for the BBU (Benoit Blanc Universe) to remain focused on solving murders and not on Benoit’s personal life, but a Phillip-centric film would truly contain the most beautiful domestic hijinks because Benoit thinks he’s living in Sherlock Holmes but Phillip thinks they’re living in Frog and Toad

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

Charli xcx's CRASH is a pretty fine album that makes the baffling choice to open with a track so obnoxious that it almost kills the whole endeavour stone dead right out of the gate. in my opinion. but is also contains Yuck, which is incredible, so really mixed bag there.