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I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

i dreamt of a house with too many rooms, which sounds lyrical and all except most of them were just full of different kinds of couch

Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!

what is it with vampires why are they so lesbian

i know all vampires are queer but i feel like they fit so naturally as lesbians specifically

something about consuming the life essence of another human being is extremely yuri

something about a woman allowing them to consume her life force, losing themselves as they offer more to someone else

somethin about slorpin that gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it