Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately

its not even a monday Its some other bullshit today

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in