you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

Has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

sorry, i thought we all liked that fictional woman because she sucks

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

i just learned my destiny

does anyone want to trade with me