Addicted to the unnatural vice attributed to Sappho

The non-ensouled give birth not to children; but candy

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

all of my haters want to see me bound bled and crucified for my misdeeds. my paramours also want to see me bound bled and crucified for my misdeeds but they get hard when they think about it so it;s fine

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

I love when I hear about a choice in Shakespeare I've never thought of before. Brilliant

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.