You Can Fool Me, But...

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

Blowing something to smithereens is basically a classic way to blow something up. But don't let that distract you from the implication that there is a single, larger Smither

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples