Mostly Void

oh cool screenshot- WAIT IS IT A FUCKING PAINTING

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

I REALLY want to convience my class to speedrun our local church of scientology as the senior prank, just like 200 18-19 year olds decending on a building. I think the strat is quantity over quality.

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

The most terrifying thing about The X-Files is what a day in the life of Assistant Direct Walter Skinner must look like. He has to live in fear of both the Syndicate and Mulder and Scully. He’ll get shot or infected with remote-controlled nanobots and then he has to go back to his office and deal with case reports that are written in the style of experimental prose poetry.