THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

every day i discover a horrifying new jerma edit

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

i wasnt finished yet

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call her cock the sierra madre the way the hardest part is letting go

the discord server with a friend group i run decided theyd like to add an NSFW channel which so far has been terrible. for them. theyve found out new things about the world and about themselves ever since we added it and im entirely to blame

none of it is my fault since they asked for the channel and opened the flood gates when one of them outed me as being into vore. like oh you think youre funny for that. im gonna be hilarious then

My apartment building has coin-op laundry in the basement, and on the shelf where people store detergent there are also just enough quarters to start one load in the washer. This is the collective "oh shit I forgot my quarters" bank that anyone can borrow from to start laundry without having to climb all the way back up the goddamn stairs first. These quarters have been steadily used and replaced for multiple years now, and every time I see them I think about how upon such small foundations rests all of human society.

i can't get over how evil it is that "gap in your resume" is considered a valid reason to not hire someone like "hmmm sorry you weren't working constantly every day of your life we need people who do nothing but work until they drop dead for us we just don't think you're right for the job" fuck youuuu

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die

The concept of abortion does not exist in soap operas. "Oh no it'll ruin my life if they find out I'm carrying the child of my boyfriend's evil uncle" girl kill that thing

I love the term “loanwords” because it implies that you intend to give them back.

*dumps a box full of words on French’s front porch* You never came back for your shit.

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING