Shitpost Central

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

She sunk on my costs until I fallacy

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

yeah sure whatever

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

anon who seems to be under the impression that you have had extensive PR training because you have a post with more than 10k notes would like to ask you a bad faith question about the current state of the world

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

i cast "whole entire world fall in love forever "

counterspell

dont do that