Shitpost Central

[ID. The meme with the happy dolphins swimming amongst sunshine and rainbows. End ID.]

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

i cant ever find her…..but she always seems to find me

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

hard to leave Tumblr for any period of time because someone could drop a vital piece of personal lore that's essential to unlocking whatever they are vaguely posting about for the next several months/years

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs