Shitpost Central

born to press buttons

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

where do people get energy from

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

daddy needs his skin picking time

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row

we used to say kill all men

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible