Shitpost Central

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

Pics that make me go “The Rock Costume For Baby.”

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

everyone loves an evil lesbian until they actually do something mean. y'all are so boring! lesbians don't owe you the performance of niceness! stop trying to force us all to be palatable good girls! y'all crave divas but can't even handle a woman being mildly dismissive or (god forbid) asserting a boundary.

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are