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this pussy esoteric (intended for or likely to be understood by only a small, specialized group of people)

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

omg let's all forgive ourselves 😻

I need to be punished

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Daddy has a very special task for you today kitten, so he's going to need alllll of your attention and submission ❤️😈 That's a good girl. Now, first thing's first, look at this parts diagram for a 2009 Toyota Prius. Do you see the part labeled "catalytic converter"?

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[ID. The meme with the happy dolphins swimming amongst sunshine and rainbows. End ID.]

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

i cant ever find her…..but she always seems to find me

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.