Shitpost Central

hard to leave Tumblr for any period of time because someone could drop a vital piece of personal lore that's essential to unlocking whatever they are vaguely posting about for the next several months/years

people who make tiktoks are a different fucking species bro i can’t imagine ever doing something and thinking huh i should start recording myself and post it online for everyone in the world to see

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

my boner just grew thirty times in size like the grinch's heart

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak