Shitpost Central

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

*after saying something horny* but I forget myself

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

lol bro check this out [i chug the whole can then attempt to crumple it on my forehead; instead, it goes cleanly through my skull, leaving a perfectly circular hole behind it]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

indoor pronouns and outdoor pronouns

Tumblr used to be so fucking funny before nsfw ban. I remember a dude said something crazy on a joke post of mine and i went to his blog and his first post was a video of him shitting into his underwear up close. We used to have it all

i’ll say ily to a mutual i’ve had for 3 days #nevergaf

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks