Shitpost Central

[ID: a tweet by Isabel Steckel that reads, “it’s always the loser prescriptions that are ready for pick up at CVS. like i don’t even want that one.” /end ID.]

who up?? Kill me

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

i just clock in on tumblr and post some bullshitttt everyday

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

clocking in at the don’t ruminate on it factory

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

you are not a diva. you are a disrespectful twink with subpar vibes.

this new Carly Rae Jepsen album is gonna be her magnum opus which is crazy considering she's already released emotion