Shitpost Central

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

everytime i see ‘asoiaf’ i’m like A Series of Infortunate Aevents. F.

high asf off these delicate wind chimes

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[ID: a tweet by Isabel Steckel that reads, “it’s always the loser prescriptions that are ready for pick up at CVS. like i don’t even want that one.” /end ID.]

who up?? Kill me

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

i just clock in on tumblr and post some bullshitttt everyday

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly