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It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble
everything is better if it's lesbians
you got this shit plusle man
Honey, put your glasses on
You've been washing the dishes with quilava again
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dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird
What more do you want?
That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.
concept i thought of while watching Steel Battalion videos with my wife:
flooded megastructure exploration game. you are alone in a small submersible craft intended for a crew of 3. each of the three stations (main ship controls/navigation/big external claw arm for cargo) utilize the entire keyboard + numpad + mouse for their control schemes, and each one is a *different* scheme. you get information on the controls via a diegetic manual and just have to remember what does what for each station
there is also an airlock. you periodically need to exit the craft in order to explore sections too big to fit it through, while also managing limited oxygen and battery power for your shitty little headlamp. you are also not buoyant enough to actually *swim* when you're out of the ship, it's more like. super metroid underwater sections type of physics
parts of the structure are alive and are very interested in grisping you when you're not in your ship
it would be really funny actually if you had to juggle inputs spread across the entire keyboard, contextual mouse stuff, And also you need to have a gamepad plugged in. nightmare input scheme
"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.
cats are genuinely fucking useless man
okay sure that’s progress i guess
WE’RE SO BACK
are you enjoying your One Cold Paw
GUYS HOLY FUCK

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you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing
if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!
As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?
Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.
comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan
the amount of stress that the monogamous people in my life have about dating is fuckin insane to me. like... the dangling sword of "i want to find a Permanent Exclusive Long Term Sex Romance Partner" seems to hang over every interaction once they cross the boundary of "just friends". like ohh i want to find my Soulmate but i dont wanna rush it but the clock is ticking. meeting strangers for a date and the entire interaction is colored by "do i want this person to be my sole source of Sex And Romance?". at what point are we exclusive? what counts as cheating? youre the only person i love so if i want sex or i need attention or to vent it has to be you or ill freak out.
seems like a lotta work, all im sayin. just make friends and if you wanna fuck or get emotionally intimate or go on a dinner date or make oit then do it

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2008, and I'm getting ready for my government job fresh out of college. There's a suddenly bright light as a tear in space appears, and a bright haired female version of myself steps through it.
"Foone! I have an important message, from your future self!"
"oh wow, is it that I'm a girl and need to transition immediately?"
"no, you'll figure that out yourself. This is more important"
She steps closer and takes my face into her hands.
"never read homestuck for a boy you have a crush on. Farewell!"
There's another flash and a momentary smell of ozone, and I'm alone in my apartment again, more confused than ever.
A couple people have reblogged this with tags like "what about for a girl?" so let me be clear by quoting my beloved grandpa, may he rest in peace:
Always do what a cute girl tells you to do.
honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me
You don't mean that.
and to say this as soon as pride month starts...
I DONT REMEMBER AMAZING DIGITAL ASKING
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