sapphic piece of shit

I think it's beautiful that across time and space whatever piece of media can have someone complaining that they wasted time on it because they didn't realize it was exactly what it said on the tin and wouldn't have ever bothered with it if they knew.

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

Can we please pick a new movie to be gay and yell at and do shadow casts at that isn't RHPS??

Like the concept of a gay ass movie that you yell at is great, it's just we picked a movie that is not very good for doing that

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

people who are scared of math want to defeat capitalism without studying or understanding economics. sometimes science gets elevated to a magical art so it's less scary and more sacred or something, but counting numbers? modeling and predicting? understanding monetary policy and economic principles? no that's too hard and scary, I just want to make wool in a cottage for $100k a year and everyone will clap. maybe perhaps ceding an entire domain of study to the fascists is bad

people will literally wait to overthrow Money and just hold a sincerely magical belief that humans will "revert" to what, trade society? and then they'll never have to understand fiscal principles. because money evil and understanding it will compromise their mental purity (and require them to do math). "why were these pears grown in Madagascar and packed in Thailand?!" because it makes sense, and you don't know how trade works, so you just go "oh that must be Bad, no need for me to understand more!" let's also stop learning about Bad history too, and Bad art. your mind must be so powerful and discriminating.

#is it good for countries to be self-sufficient. are things better when people who look like you and speak your language make them#out of all the monstrosity capitalism gives us you're gonna go after INTERNATIONAL TRADE?#quite possibly the thing that has enabled more human flourishing than almost literally any other development?#idk I'm not gonna die on that hill but it's gotta be top ten for sure#i should drive my car to the farmers market#it stopped being forgivable for the cottagecore assholes to whine about this when an elected fascist started imposing tariffs#i hate when you people force me to defend liberalism (via aquaflv)

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

I need to get back in my coffin and take a little Dracula nap or snoozeferatu

So cute, I love it!

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

It got funnier

This is how cats domesticated themselves

i know "the death note existing would be a bad thing" is one of the intended takeaways of death note but im ngl i really wish it was real and i had it sometimes

You could make Elon Musk give up all his money and then kill him in the way he deserves. You could kill every billionaire and every notable fascist on earth. Why wouldn’t somebody use it.

i love how you correctly assumed i was talking about elon musk lmao we all want to kill that piece of shit huh

Did some cable management, now Ricky shouldnt be able to take out our internet anymore by sitting on specific cables

im in a cent

this is the only real money

@kittybroker

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